…well, not for Week Two. Not only was that game horrific to watch, but the Carolina Panthers really blew that game at the end. What kind of crappy play call was that? Still would have lost here, but not in my two entries for them as a part of two different knockout pools. I suppose that’s what you get for trying to be cute…and for playing and putting in too many separate entries into waaaaaay too many of those pools…but I digress…
Two timeouts in a row called by Tampa Bay during that last stand? Yikes! Even an elementary school kid knows you can’t do that. And the officials…yuck. Just the whole thing.
Last year there were some entertaining Thursday Night Football games…for pretty much the first time. Looks like we are reverting to what was the norm before that. And that’s not a good thing.
I knew picking a Thursday Night division game is not a smart thing to do. But I did it anyway…shame on me. But maybe now I will learn?
In any event, the title refers to us not having a bad first week. The picks against the spread could have been a smidge better. But not too bad considering the first week is always tough to figure…I think anyway…
And no, I have nothing more to say on Antonio Brown. I don’t think.
On to it…
Los Angeles Chargers (-2.5) at Detroit
Matty Patricia can’t be too happy about his Lions blowing an 18 point 4th quarter lead last week. But the Chargers may not be too happy needing overtime to beat an Indianapolis Colts team, who probably should be taking a step back this year after the sudden retirement of QB Andrew Luck. Not to mention that the Chargers should have lost the game. The normally reliable Adam Vinatieri missed a few kicks or else the Colts would have taken the game. I expect Adam to bounce back ok, even though he is 127 years old. He can’t be any worse than some of these stiff kickers floating around the league. And I guarantee if he got cut, some other team would sign him if he still wanted to play. But this isn’t the Indy game to pick here. So back to the Chargers, who should be a pretty good team this season. Detroit should not.
Los Angeles Chargers 27, Detroit 18.
Indianapolis at Tennessee (-3.5)
We’ve covered Vinatieri already above. And the Colts kind of. This is the Titans’ first home game of the year. No one expected Tennessee to blast Cleveland last week. On the road. Sure, I picked the Titans to win, but not by that landslide. Cleveland is in for a dose of reality this year, I think. But again, this isn’t the Browns pick. The Titans may not be a Super Bowl contender, but they appear to be a solid team from top to bottom. Especially if they get anything at all from quarterback Marcus Mariota. Mariota hasn’t been anything special since he entered the league as a #2 overall pick. Though he has been hurt…or at least banged up…a lot. Even so, one would expect more from someone drafted that high. Is the 5th year the charm? Won’t know for sure for a while. But it looks like he has some support. As for more on Indy, quarterback Jacoby Brissett hasn’t embarrassed himself as a starting QB in the league when he’s been out there thus far in his career. But it remains to be seen if he can take them to the next level like Luck was supposed to this year. There is still some talent on this team, however.
Tennessee 24, Indianapolis 17.
Jacksonville at Houston (-8.5)
Nick Foles, we hardly knew ye! Yeah, he will be back, but not for a while. So that’s reason enough to take the Texans here. Maybe Gardner Minshew (who??!) can get it done. His numbers were actually pretty good when he came on in relief of Foles last week. But who is going to count on that for a second week? Not me. Though some bad coaching decisions by the Texans play callers down the stretch against the Saints left a lot to be desired. The Texans are the more talented team all around, division game be damned.
Houston 31, Jacksonville 13.
San Francisco at Cincinnati (-0.5)
The Bungles actually played Seattle close last week, much to everyone’s surprise. Maybe this new Zac Taylor cat is a vast improvement over the dearly departed Marvin Lewis. That wouldn’t take much though. We will see what happens in Week Two. I’m not going to jump on the bandwagon yet. I have more faith in the Niners at this point, for really no good reason at all honestly.
San Francisco 27, Cincinnati 24.
Buffalo (-2.5) at New York Giants
The Giants were putrid last week. The Bills won, but they played the Jets. I’m not sure anyone in New York state even cares about this game. That’s all I have on this one Pete, sorry…
New York Giants 20, Buffalo 17.
New England (-18.5) at Miami
Normally I get a little nervous about the Pats going to Miami, especially in the September heat. This is not one of those years though. Miami has just about gutted its team and is in full blown tank mode…as everyone knows. The Patriots could score 60 in this game…Antonio Brown or no Antonio Brown…but they won’t. They will pile on points early but will let up on former Bill Belichick assistant Brian Flores. Start running the ball a ton. Then again, the ‘Phins gave up a lot of yards on the ground last week as well.
New England 38, Miami 7. Lock of the week…how can it not be??
Dallas (-4.5) at Washington
Dallas 41, Washington 20.
Minnesota at Green Bay (-2.5)
The Vikes threw 10 passes last week in their easy win over Atlanta. TEN?! The Packers scored 10 points in their opener against the Bears. Minny will have to throw more than 10 passes in this game. But I also expect the Pack to score more than 10 points as well. They will have had a week and a half to prepare for this one. That alone may give them the edge.
Green Bay 27, Minnesota 24.
Seattle at Pittsburgh (-3.5)
The Steelers looked wretched last week against the Patriots. Seattle barely beat what is usually a very average Bengal squad…at home So what the hell to do here? Welp, the Seahawks going cross country doesn’t help them here. And Pittsburgh cannot be THAT bad, can they? As average as Mike Tomlin is as a coach, one thing he is supposedly good at is firing up the troops. Hard for me to believe Pitt. falls to 0-2 to start the year. Especially with this being their home opener.
Pittsburgh 34, Seattle 27.
Arizona at Baltimore (-13.5)
Helluva comeback by the Cards last week, albeit against the Lions. Baltimore isn’t going to score 59 points every week either. Lamar Jackson sure as hell ain’t gonna throw for 5 TD’s every week either. But the Ravens can run the ball as well. In the Ravens home opener, I expect another blowout is at hand. Even if they run the ball 80% of the time.
Baltimore 34, Arizona 14.
Kansas City (-8.5) at Oakland
THE RAIDERS!! Nice win for them in their opener on the baseball field. Maybe they don’t need Antonio Brown? Well, let’s not get carried away. They still need a lot of help. And their opponent was the Denver Broncos last week. No powerhouse for sure. Now they get an actual powerhouse in the Chiefs. The Chiefs D gave up 22-25, 275 yards and 2 TD’s to the aforementioned Minshaw, so I guess the defense is still less than impressive. But the offense, even without Tyreek Hill, should be still pretty tough to stop.
Kansas City 38, Oakland 27.
Chicago (-1.5) at Denver
Yaaaaaaaawn. Mitchell Trubisky and Joseph Flacco. No thanks. The Bears have had a week and a half to improve upon the three points they scored in that scintillating NFL opener. And their D is legit. That’s enough right there.
Chicago 24, Denver 10.
New Orleans at Los Angeles Rams (-2.5)
Looking forward to this one. Both teams squeaked out wins in their opening games. The Saints undoubtedly want some revenge on that abhorrent noncall in the NFC Championship game that may very well have cost them the game…although they did have the ball to start overtime, so realistically could have overcome that call with a TD drive there. Just sayin’. But still, it was a bad no call. “Revenge” is also said here very loosely. I mean Week Two vs a trip to the Super Bowl last year? Far different circumstances of course. That all being said, this tilt should be a pretty good one. Per usual, I am going against the previous Monday Night Football winner and also with the home team here. The game should pretty close, so these two things are kind of enough to tip the scales for me.
Los Angeles Rams 37, New Orleans 34.
Philadelphia (-0.5) at Atlanta
The Falcons laid an egg in their opener. As mentioned earlier, Philly had to come back against the ‘Skins. The Falcons should be better, despite their coach, Dan Quinn, being on many “first NFL coaches to be fired” lists. Still, even with Atlanta at home, I’m taking the Eagles. Think Philly is the better overall squad. And D-Jax hasn’t seemed to miss a beat in his return to Philadelphia.
Philadelphia 31, Atlanta 21.
Cleveland (-2.5) at New York Jets
The Browns are up against huge expectations across the league this year…and fell flat on their face in Week One. I am not on board with those expectations, as you well know. But they still should be competitive. Two words for you on this one: Trevor Siemian. That’s all.
Cleveland 34, New York Jets 14.
Week (against the spread): 0-1
Week (straight up): 0-1
Lock Of The Week (season): 1-0
Season (against the spread): 9-8
Season (straight up): 14-3
Not a banner Wild Card week, though I will say if Seattle fails on their last two-point conversion, then the Blowhard picks that score exactly…and covers. Although if Sebastian Janikowski is available, they probably kick the point there…though we still cover.
I know, who cares?
In any event, seems like we have a pretty good slate coming up this weekend. Looking at the point spreads, however, it appears that Vegas doesn’t seem to think so. And we know Vegas has a pretty good idea on what they are doing.
Another interesting note: When is the last time the New England Patriots had the lowest spread among the teams participating in a playoff weekend? Is this accurate? Perhaps. But again…that’s why they play the games.
Indianapolis at Kansas City (-5.5)
There are a lot of people out there that think the Colts are going to win this game. All of a sudden Indy is the “best team in the AFC”? Huh?! The Colts are on a nice run, no question. But let’s not get carried away, please. I’ll point back to their schedule and mention once again that it wasn’t exactly a Murderer’s Row they played down the stretch. Sorry to beat a dead horse here. Not to mention the fact that they should have walloped the Texans last week. Yeah, I guess they kind of did beat them pretty good. But they probably should have won more like 42-7 instead of the 21-7 they did win by in the end…especially the way they started.
The Chiefs went 3-3 down the stretch, coach Andy Reid’s postseason struggles are well-documented, their defense stinks and will yet again be without Eric Berry, not to mention Kareem Hunt thankfully ain’t walking through that door. But KC is at home and had a week off. Indy has that stud Darius Leonard on defense, but how good really is that D? They shut down Houston? Yippee!! I’m not buying into the hype. Though of course, I will be rooting for Indy, cuz if the Colts and Patriots win, the AFC Championship will once again go through Foxborough. Just not seeing it though.
Kansas City 38, Indianapolis 27.
Dallas at Los Angeles Rams (-7.5)
Like the Chiefs, the Rams sputtered a bit at the end, going 2-2 to end the season. And like the Colts, we feel like the Cowboys are getting waaaaaaay too much love out there. Kind of feel the same way about this game as I do Chiefs/Colts. This version of the Rams doesn’t necessarily have any kind of (good) playoff track record. But they’ve had a week off, are at home and probably are in a better situation health-wise…especially with Todd Gurley supposedly ready to go full speed. Looks like most of the injured Cowboys will suit up, but we will see how much some of them can give. A big game from Ezekiel Elliott would keep the potent Rams offense off the field and go a long way to giving the ‘Boys a chance. Not out of the question. But that being said, the Rams can score quickly…and often, so a big game from Zeke may not really matter. That’s pretty much the way I’m leaning.
Los Angeles Rams 31, Dallas 20.
Los Angeles Chargers at New England (-4.5)
Tough road for the Chargers this postseason. Finishing tied for the best record in the AFC, but losing the AFC West division tiebreaker to the Chiefs, dropping them to the #5 seed. Then they have to travel cross country to Baltimore in Round 1. Then once again traveling cross country to New England for Round 2. LA won in the Wild Card round, can they win in the Divisional Round? Absolutely! Are we picking them? You’ll see.
The Chargers took a 23-3 lead last week in Baltimore with about 9 minutes left in the game when they then inexplicably let the Ravens back in the game. To the point where Baltimore had the ball close to midfield with less than a minute left. With at least a little bit of a chance to go ahead as the clock approached zero. The Ravens ran for less than 100 yards in the game after going the last half of the season seemingly averaging double that. Lamar Jackson was HISTORICALLY BAD. Seemed like a good opportunity for John Harbaugh to (reluctantly) go back to playoff-tested Joe Flacco and he declined. Sure, the Chargers got conservative. But this was a second AFC Wild Card game that should have never been in doubt after the way it started.
We’ve been through it all year, that the Patriots are not the juggernaut this year that they have been for years. But take the repeated cross country travel above. The Patriots being at home, and being undefeated this year. (Yes, I know the Chargers are 8-1 on the road. Impressive, no doubt. But this is Gillette, in January, in the playoffs. Different animal). Weather? Perhaps. A warm weather team coming into the cold. Could have some effect.
Ultimately, I believe it will be a close game. LA sacked a mobile Lamar Jackson seven times last week. So how many times can they get an immobile Tom Brady? Yeah, Brady will be more prepared than Lamar to combat that pass rush so he won’t get sacked nearly as much. BUT, he sure as hell will probably be pressured just as much. If Julian Edelman doesn’t have butterfingers, perhaps the real Gronk shows up and maybe someone like Phillip Dorsett has a career game so the Pats can put some points on the board and make that pressure irrelevant. More than likely though, the Patriots try to run the ball…and maybe even too much. I suppose that would cut down on the sacks anyway.
Here’s what I’m thinking…it wouldn’t be surprising if it came down to the Chargers kicker, Michael Badgley. It’s been no secret that LA has had their share of issues with their kicking game in recent years. They think Badgley has been a pretty good solution. He’s been good. But remember that Sunday Night game against the Steelers about a month ago? Didn’t he miss a 39 yarder with no time left? Then a Steelers penalty gave him another chance. Then a missed 34 yarder followed. Then…another Steeler penalty. He did hit the 29 yarder to win it…but that’s quite a route.
What is he going to do if it comes down to a kick like that? In Gillette? In the playoffs?
My guess? Two words: Billy Cundiff.
New England 23, Los Angeles Chargers 21.
Philadelphia at New Orleans (-8.5)
I’m extremely hesitant to pick against Nick Foles these days. Isn’t everyone? Yeah, yeah, yeah, if Cody Parkey could hit a kick, we wouldn’t even be talking about Foles this week. But he’s here and we need to talk about it. Even though Foles threw a couple of bad picks last week, he also brought them down for the go-ahead score with less than a minute left in regulation.
So does this “Saint Nick” magic mean that the Eagles have a chance this week in New Orleans? Well, sure. But even though the Eagles have won 6 of their last 7 and seem to be on a similar run like last year which led to a Super Bowl, I believe this is where it comes to an end. You know what game was right before the 6 of 7 run? A 48-7 loss to these same Saints in the same place where they will play on Sunday. Of course, the Eagles are not the same team now as they were at that point in the year. But New Orleans was 13-3 this season…13-2 if you don’t count the last game of the year in which they mailed things in. In a recurring theme, they are at home and have had a week off. Drew Brees should be a little refreshed. The game won’t be as ugly as the mid-season one. But I suppose there is a chance it could be.
New Orleans 34, Philadelphia 17.
Week (against the spread): 1-3
Week (straight up): 2-2
Season (against the spread): 143-117
Season (straight up): 165-95
Sweet week for the Blowhard last week as the NFL wrapped up its regular season. But we will save the comparisons to last years picks until we are all said and done, however. We will also save any analysis of the New England Patriot/New York Jets “barnburner” as well. Because, quite frankly, the J-E-T-S were pathetic per usual this year and no one cares to even revisit that blowout win as good as it may have made some people feel.
We will also not waste any time figuring who the Patriots may play next week. Cross that bridge when we get to it. Instead, let’s focus on this weeks’ slate, which looks like to be a good one:
Indianapolis at Houston (-1.5)
Third battle of the year between these divisional foes. Pair of close ones were the first two, both teams winning on the road each by a margin of three points. Indy has been red hot, winning 9 out of its last 10, including basically a playoff game in the last NFL regular season game of the year against the Tennessee Titans.
But let us not forget the Texans started 0-3, so they went 11-2 the rest of the way. Their only 2 losses in that span was a three-pointer to the Colts and a two-pointer to the Eagles at Philadelphia the second last week of the season. Not too shabby.
Houston looks to be in at least a slightly better position health-wise, especially with the Blowhard seeing Colts receiver T.Y. Hilton hobbling around on the field against the Titans. Lamar Miller returned last week and DeAndre Hopkins is a beast. Andrew Luck is on some kind of roll along with his team, but Deshaun Watson has been no chump himself. We also think (know?) that the Texans have the better defense.
Could (should?) be another exciting game to open the weekend, but this time the home team wins.
Houston 31, Indianapolis 27.
Seattle at Dallas (-2.5)
I’m honestly not sure I can take either of these teams seriously. The ‘Boys have won 7 of their last 8. But their last three games include getting whitewashed by the Colts, barely beating Tampa Bay, then also barely beating the New York Giants with several of their starters playing the entire game, despite it meaning absolutely nothing to them. Ok, Ezekial Elliott did not play, but still.
The Seahawks last three games include losing to the 49ers, then beating the “mighty” Kansas City Chiefs. Then closing out the season by barely beating a wretched Arizona Cardinal team.
So who wins? Your guess is as good as mine. Seattle is not the same dominant defensive team as they have been over the last decade or so. The Cowboys appear to have some young studs on D so they may have a little bit of an edge there, for whatever that is worth.
My best guess is that we see a lot of running plays and kind of a boring tilt, to be honest. But I am also guessing that at least it will be another close one. So this alone should be worth the watch. Dallas is 7-1 at home. That may be the deciding factor for me, believe it or not.
Dallas 24, Seattle 20.
Los Angeles Chargers at Baltimore (-2.5)
The Chargers won 5 of their last 6 to close out the regular season. The one loss? At home two weeks ago…to the Baltimore Ravens! Coming a mere 10 days after LA’s thrilling win against the Chiefs in Kansas City that gave them a shot at the division win…and #1 seed. KInd of a letdown, wouldn’t you say?
I don’t have a problem with Philip Rivers. I used to hate the guy, but now I am just kind of indifferent toward him. He’s a good player. But one thing I can say is that I have never really trusted the guy in the postseason. Or the Chargers in general actually. San Diego or Los Angeles.
The Chargers seem to be a little more banged up than the Ravens. But you know what I have found funny? People have been getting overly excited about the possibility of Hunter Henry returning this week. First off, the guy has missed all season after blowing out his knee in May. May? And all of a sudden in early January he is going to make a significant difference? How many plays is he going to get in? Against arguably the best defense in the league? Please stop it.
The Ravens are 6-1 since Lamar Jackson took over at QB. And the one loss was a game they kind of choked away at Kansas City. Sure, Jackson can’t really throw worth a lick at this point in his career. But can Joe Flacco throw a lick at THIS point in HIS career? Ok, that may be kind of harsh towards Flacco. But Joey is about as average as you can get as a QB. He did the Ravens a favor by getting hurt and getting Jackson in the flow. John Harbaugh probably thinks so. He was getting fired 6 weeks ago and now he appears to be back in good graces with the team and the fans.
The Ravens won by 12 in LA two weeks ago. I’m thinking this may be about right this time around too.
Baltimore 27, Los Angeles Chargers 17.
Philadelphia at Chicago (-6.5)
The Bears won 9 of their last 10 to finish 12-4. Their defense gave up the fewest points in the NFL, 4 less than the Ravens. Therefore, their defense has gotten some accolades and perhaps deservedly so.
Their offense actually scored the ninth most points and they were only a handful of points out of the top five. Really? Wait, their defense may have had some part of that point total, but I am not going to go too far into those numbers. Regardless, the team scored more points that I would have thought they would have.
Especially considering who they have. Mitchell Trubisky seems to have gained a lot of fans this year. I am not sure why. Well, admittedly, I have not watched a ton of Bear football. But the amount I have seen, I can’t say I have been thoroughly impressed with ol’ Mitch. Running game? Jordan Howard has been pedestrian, at best. Tarik Cohen is explosive, but how many touches can you give a guy of his stature? Their receivers are nondescript.
I don’t see it. I haven’t seen the infatuation all year. Look at the 9-1 finish too. Not exactly a Murderers Row. A nice Sunday Night win against the Los Angeles Rams for sure. But maybe the warm weather Rams didn’t enjoy playing a mid-December night game in Chicago. Hmmmm…
In the meantime, an underachieving Eagle team finished strong under the guidance of last year’s playoff hero Nick Foles. Deja vu anyone? Hate to say it, but it is entirely possible. I may even have to put some money on it. Does anyone else in the NFC scare you? None of this weekend’s combatants do, I can tell you that much. The Los Angeles Rams? Kind of coming back to earth down the stretch and how healthy is Todd Gurley? The New Orleans Saints? Drew Brees has looked human recently.
I’m guessing this is where the Bears get exposed. Saint Nick!!
Philadelphia 27, Chicago 20.
Week (against the spread): 13-3
Week (straight up): 12-4
Season (against the spread): 142-114
Season (straight up): 163-93