Sweet week for the Blowhard last week as the NFL wrapped up its regular season. But we will save the comparisons to last years picks until we are all said and done, however. We will also save any analysis of the New England Patriot/New York Jets “barnburner” as well. Because, quite frankly, the J-E-T-S were pathetic per usual this year and no one cares to even revisit that blowout win as good as it may have made some people feel.
We will also not waste any time figuring who the Patriots may play next week. Cross that bridge when we get to it. Instead, let’s focus on this weeks’ slate, which looks like to be a good one:
Indianapolis at Houston (-1.5)
Third battle of the year between these divisional foes. Pair of close ones were the first two, both teams winning on the road each by a margin of three points. Indy has been red hot, winning 9 out of its last 10, including basically a playoff game in the last NFL regular season game of the year against the Tennessee Titans.
But let us not forget the Texans started 0-3, so they went 11-2 the rest of the way. Their only 2 losses in that span was a three-pointer to the Colts and a two-pointer to the Eagles at Philadelphia the second last week of the season. Not too shabby.
Houston looks to be in at least a slightly better position health-wise, especially with the Blowhard seeing Colts receiver T.Y. Hilton hobbling around on the field against the Titans. Lamar Miller returned last week and DeAndre Hopkins is a beast. Andrew Luck is on some kind of roll along with his team, but Deshaun Watson has been no chump himself. We also think (know?) that the Texans have the better defense.
Could (should?) be another exciting game to open the weekend, but this time the home team wins.
Houston 31, Indianapolis 27.
Seattle at Dallas (-2.5)
I’m honestly not sure I can take either of these teams seriously. The ‘Boys have won 7 of their last 8. But their last three games include getting whitewashed by the Colts, barely beating Tampa Bay, then also barely beating the New York Giants with several of their starters playing the entire game, despite it meaning absolutely nothing to them. Ok, Ezekial Elliott did not play, but still.
The Seahawks last three games include losing to the 49ers, then beating the “mighty” Kansas City Chiefs. Then closing out the season by barely beating a wretched Arizona Cardinal team.
So who wins? Your guess is as good as mine. Seattle is not the same dominant defensive team as they have been over the last decade or so. The Cowboys appear to have some young studs on D so they may have a little bit of an edge there, for whatever that is worth.
My best guess is that we see a lot of running plays and kind of a boring tilt, to be honest. But I am also guessing that at least it will be another close one. So this alone should be worth the watch. Dallas is 7-1 at home. That may be the deciding factor for me, believe it or not.
Dallas 24, Seattle 20.
Los Angeles Chargers at Baltimore (-2.5)
The Chargers won 5 of their last 6 to close out the regular season. The one loss? At home two weeks ago…to the Baltimore Ravens! Coming a mere 10 days after LA’s thrilling win against the Chiefs in Kansas City that gave them a shot at the division win…and #1 seed. KInd of a letdown, wouldn’t you say?
I don’t have a problem with Philip Rivers. I used to hate the guy, but now I am just kind of indifferent toward him. He’s a good player. But one thing I can say is that I have never really trusted the guy in the postseason. Or the Chargers in general actually. San Diego or Los Angeles.
The Chargers seem to be a little more banged up than the Ravens. But you know what I have found funny? People have been getting overly excited about the possibility of Hunter Henry returning this week. First off, the guy has missed all season after blowing out his knee in May. May? And all of a sudden in early January he is going to make a significant difference? How many plays is he going to get in? Against arguably the best defense in the league? Please stop it.
The Ravens are 6-1 since Lamar Jackson took over at QB. And the one loss was a game they kind of choked away at Kansas City. Sure, Jackson can’t really throw worth a lick at this point in his career. But can Joe Flacco throw a lick at THIS point in HIS career? Ok, that may be kind of harsh towards Flacco. But Joey is about as average as you can get as a QB. He did the Ravens a favor by getting hurt and getting Jackson in the flow. John Harbaugh probably thinks so. He was getting fired 6 weeks ago and now he appears to be back in good graces with the team and the fans.
The Ravens won by 12 in LA two weeks ago. I’m thinking this may be about right this time around too.
Baltimore 27, Los Angeles Chargers 17.
Philadelphia at Chicago (-6.5)
The Bears won 9 of their last 10 to finish 12-4. Their defense gave up the fewest points in the NFL, 4 less than the Ravens. Therefore, their defense has gotten some accolades and perhaps deservedly so.
Their offense actually scored the ninth most points and they were only a handful of points out of the top five. Really? Wait, their defense may have had some part of that point total, but I am not going to go too far into those numbers. Regardless, the team scored more points that I would have thought they would have.
Especially considering who they have. Mitchell Trubisky seems to have gained a lot of fans this year. I am not sure why. Well, admittedly, I have not watched a ton of Bear football. But the amount I have seen, I can’t say I have been thoroughly impressed with ol’ Mitch. Running game? Jordan Howard has been pedestrian, at best. Tarik Cohen is explosive, but how many touches can you give a guy of his stature? Their receivers are nondescript.
I don’t see it. I haven’t seen the infatuation all year. Look at the 9-1 finish too. Not exactly a Murderers Row. A nice Sunday Night win against the Los Angeles Rams for sure. But maybe the warm weather Rams didn’t enjoy playing a mid-December night game in Chicago. Hmmmm…
In the meantime, an underachieving Eagle team finished strong under the guidance of last year’s playoff hero Nick Foles. Deja vu anyone? Hate to say it, but it is entirely possible. I may even have to put some money on it. Does anyone else in the NFC scare you? None of this weekend’s combatants do, I can tell you that much. The Los Angeles Rams? Kind of coming back to earth down the stretch and how healthy is Todd Gurley? The New Orleans Saints? Drew Brees has looked human recently.
I’m guessing this is where the Bears get exposed. Saint Nick!!
Philadelphia 27, Chicago 20.
Week (against the spread): 13-3
Week (straight up): 12-4
Season (against the spread): 142-114
Season (straight up): 163-93