So we are up to the annual Turkey Day games. The New England Patriots had a bye this past week…so nothing to talk about there. We could talk about that Monday Night Football instant classic between the Los Angeles Rams and Kansas City Chiefs. Wow…what a game! Old school fans will probably tell you that the game was a joke, with all the offense and guys running wide open all over the place. That it was an Arena Football League-type game.
And they may be right. But you know what? Who cares!
Very entertaining game. And in today’s NFL, where you can’t breathe on either the quarterbacks or wide receivers, get used to it…especially if you don’t like it. Since this will be more of the same as the weeks and years go on. Offense at an all-time high. And I’m ok with it.
Let’s see if these two teams have a rematch in the Super Bowl. If the Pats can’t get there, sign me up for this kind of shootout in February.
As for the picks? The Blowhard may have learned their lesson. Only completely sober picks from here on in. Last week’s record is quite embarrassing. I blame the mai tais. It’s ALWAYS their fault, regardless of the situation.
Chicago (-4.5) at Detroit
As of this writing, it appears Bears QB Mitchell Trubisky may not play. Trubisky isn’t exactly a Hall of Famer at this point in his career. But he may be compared to his backup, Chase Daniel. The Lions had a nice win last week (thanks Cam Newton!) and of course host the annual Thanksgiving game. That counts for a little something. The Lions kind of need this one to stay in the playoff mix as well.
Detroit 24, Chicago 17.
Washington at Dallas (-7.5)
Another team with its QB missing…though the ‘Skins will be missing theirs a little longer. What with Alex Smith’s gruesome injury last week. I can’t believe that it was 33 years to the day after Joe Theismann’s own gruesome injury. Same team. Other coincidences include each QB’s Pro Bowl left tackle missed the game, it happened around the same yard line and in both cases, a three-time NFL Defensive Player of the Year was involved in the play, the only three-time winners (Lawrence Taylor, J.J. Watt). The final score of the game had the same two numbers. There are probably other similarities if one was to dig deeper. But that is F’ing CRAZY! As for the game, the spread seems a bit high regardless of the Smith injury. The Cowboys have been inconsistent after all. But does anyone have any confidence in Colt McCoy? Nope. And if he goes down…Mark Sanchez?! Yup…
Dallas 27, Washington 13.
Atlanta at New Orleans (-13.5)
The Saints are right up there with the Rams and the Chiefs. They demolished the defending champs last week. Though the Philadelphia Eagles stink this year. I hope Lane Johnson is having fun though! Speaking of teams that stink…the Falcons!
New Orleans 38, Atlanta 24.
Week (against the spread): 6-7
Week (straight up): 6-7
Season (against the spread): 85-76
Season (straight up): 100-61
Although the Blowhard did their normal three roster projections for the Patriots, in all truthfulness, the NFL season still kind of snuck up on him. Yup, sounds stupid. But the truth. Their focus on the 2018 NFL preseason was seriously lacking…though since the preseason really doesn’t matter, will that really affect any of our analysis?
But then again, no one really knows what the hell is going to happen in Week One of the NFL season. Always a crapshoot picking games for this week. That’s why, again, the Blowhard does not gamble.
However, since we did such a bang-up job picking games for the 2017 season, the beat must go on. So let’s just do it:
Atlanta at Philadelphia (-2.5)
Am I still bitter about the Eagles beating the Patriots in last years’ Super Bowl? You betcha!! Will I pick against the Iggles all this year out of spite? No, but I will do so in Week One. Well, not because of spite, but because I think they will lose. Yup, even at home, even after the impressive Super Bowl (offensively, anyway…wait, was it impressive, or did the Pats D just really suck so bad? Sigh…), even though the immortal Nick Foles will be back behind center (cough)…ok, enough of the sarcasm.
The Eagles are a good team. Atlanta ain’t so bad, or shouldn’t be anyway. Even though both teams went a combined 1-7 in the preseason. Again, preseason doesn’t matter, but I thought that was a fun stat!
Should be a decent game to open the season…unless there are too many “leading with the helmet” penalties. I really don’t have any other analysis at this point.
So the bottom line? No idea on this first game of the first week. Just a hunch…
Atlanta 27, Philadelphia 23.
2017 Season (against the spread): 143-124
2017 Season (straight up): 180-87
Picks, nothing but picks to see here…
Atlanta (-2.5) at Philadelphia
Boy, it sure looks like the Eagles’ season sure went down the crapper quickly, eh? A comeback win in Week 15 against the lowly New York Giants, followed by uninspiring efforts in two home games against the Oakland Raiders (win) and Dallas Cowboys (loss) to wrap up the regular season surely can’t inspire confidence in the Philly faithful. To be fair, the Eagles rested several key players against the ‘Boys. Also, to be more than fair, this kind of thing can happen when your franchise QB, who is playing at an MVP level, goes down for the year. Of course, we are talking about Carson Wentz.
That all being said, one would think Nick Foles would be capable enough to take over the controls and still lead the team to victories. Especially if the rest of the team remained intact. He SHOULD, right? I mean, he has had flashes of brilliance in the past, even though he has mostly performed as well as…well, a backup QB. But still…
The Falcons are no juggernaut, but they did (as the Blowhard correctly predicted) knock off a good Los Angeles Ram team last week. At this point, it really wouldn’t surprise me if Atlanta ended right back up in the Super Bowl this year. One thing is for sure I would say…their defense has stepped it up in recent weeks.
Atlanta is now 6-3 on the road this season. I don’t know if the bye week helped Philadelphia, but it would seem the team is a little deflated. I am probably wrong to count them out, but…
Atlanta 23, Philadelphia 17.
Tennessee at New England (-13.5)
Nice win for the Titans last week, but the reality is the Kansas City Chiefs did more to lose the game than the Titans did to win. I mean, Travis Kelce is one of the top tight ends in the game. But once he was concussed and done for the day, the team fell apart? What happened to Kareem Hunt? What happened to, well…everyone? Blown 21-3 lead. Andy Reid once again folks!
So I will say once again this week that Tennessee isn’t really very good. The weather will be to the Patriots’ liking Saturday night. New England had their entire roster at practice this week. Now, that doesn’t mean they are all 100% healthy. But there will be options. Theoretically, plenty of them. I cannot in any way see how the Titans stay in this game from the jump. There is really no sense in even talking about it anymore.
New England 37, Tennessee 14.
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh (-7.5)
I said this last week also…Jacksonville isn’t as good as people think they are. And then they went out and proved it last week by barely beating the atrocious Buffalo Bills 10-3. 10-3??! Blake Bortles RAN for more yards than he THREW for. And what he threw for…again, against the Buffalo Bills…was not even measured in three digits, but instead two. How is that possible?
Pittsburgh has won a lot of close games against bad teams all year long. And yup, the Jags buried the Steelers in Pittsburgh back in Week Five to the tune of 30 to 9. It won’t happen again.
The world wants a New England/Pittsburgh AFC Championship Game and that’s what the world will get.
Pittsburgh 27, Jacksonville 13.
New Orleans at Minnesota (-4.5)
The NFC games seem to be more intriguing than the AFC ones, no? This one should be a good one to cap off the weekend. These clubs met in Week One, resulting in a 29-19 Viking win. But that was eons ago. Sam Bradford was the Viking QB and the Vikes also had Dalvin Cook at RB. The Saints were attempting to shoehorn Adrian Peterson into their backfield, Colby Fleener led the team in receiving that day and New Orleans had no idea what they were doing on defense back then. None of the above will be a factor in this game, well, other than the improved Saint defense.
The Minny D? For real for sure. And Case Keenum has taken the reins after Bradford got hurt (again) and performed much better than the Case Keenum we have always seen in the past. The Saints have relied on the running game more this year than as far back as I can remember…but I have to imagine the Vikings will shut that down a bit. So the Saints will have to go back to relying on Drew Brees primarily…not necessarily a bad thing.
Maybe if I keep writing I won’t have to make a pick? I’m torn on this one. I kind of want to take New Orleans here. Keenum against Brees is no contest…despite Keenum’s solid year. Minny’s D is better, but Drew could find a way to beat them. I also feel like the Vikings will NOT be the first team to play at their home stadium in the Super Bowl. But I’m going to take a stab and say that we all will have at least one more week to see if that happens.
Minnesota 23, New Orleans 20.
Week (against the spread): 2-2
Week (straight up): 3-1
Season (against the spread): 140-120
Season (straight up): 176-84